You know you're a bad mom when you ask your kid what his name is and he says "Monkey!" Gee, guess I should stop calling him that? There is a reason for that lovely little nickname, though. Jeremiah is always climbing on me. He cannot seem to stand next to me but must be standing on my feet or climbing up my leg or if I'm sitting his goal seems to be to sit on my head! Then there's all his stunts - jumping on the couch, jumping OFF the couch, running into things to have an excuse to fall down... To explain away the bumps, bruises and wild behavior we bought him this shirt in hopes that others would understand what it's like to have a little boy in the house!