This House on Thursday: Interview with a 7 year old...

Found this cute little list of questions to interview your second grader and thought we'd give it a shot...

Q: Why did God make mothers?
A: Because He wants to take care of His boys.

Q: How did God make mothers?
A: With His hands.

Q: What ingredients are mothers made of?
A: Milk. (Hahaha)

Q: Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
A: Because everyone needs only one mom and because my mom is the silliest mom in the west!

Q: What kind of little girl was your mom?
A: Joanne.

Q: What did your mom need to know about your dad before she married him?
A: To know about his family.

Q: Why did your mom marry your dad?
A: Because daddy and mommy are my mommy and daddy.
(That could sound very bad, can't it?!)

Q: Who's the boss at your house?
A: Mommy and Daddy.

Q: What's the difference between moms and dads?

Q; What does your mom do in her spare time?
A: Ask questions. (Oops! Caught me!)

Q: What would it take to make your mom perfect?
A: Be nice to her. (hahaha!!!)

Q: If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
A: To feed me only the vegetables that I like and not the slimy ones.

I love that funny kid!