The Culprit: Joshua M. Fowler

AKA: Roo. AKA: Stinker.
Male. Age: 1 year, two weeks (at time of breakout). Tall. Thin. Sandy blonde hair.
Probably needs a diaper change.

Upon first impression, he is sweet and unassuming...

But his cute antics are mere attempts to distract you from his devious behaviors...

He recently had a visitor who has since been referred to as his accomplice...

His accomplice pretended to love on the culprit but was actually the 'file in the cake', giving him instructions on how to escape...

He also demonstrated the technique while the cuplrit studied intently...

Testing the structure and toe grip-ability of the prison bars...

He also used a full foot grip on the bars...


When he reached full height from the foot/toe grip, he was able to then use his sturdy stature (AKA: Big Head) to throw himself over the side, collapsing to the ground with a crashing "THUD" in the wee hours of the morning...

He then ran for freedom only to be apprehended halfway across the room by Daddy before he reached the door.

Beware of his coy little grins and giggles... he's up to no good and knows it!


{These images were a reinactment of the actual crime, no one was harmed during this reinactment and, thankfully, during the actual breakout. The prisoner has since been under the highest security measures that even his mother once thought inhumane - a mesh crib tent}