Jeremiah and Daddy were snuggling one evening and the conversation went like this:

Daddy: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Jey: "I want to learn to take a shower."

They sat in silence for a brief moment as Daddy supressed a laugh and tried to think of a response when Jey blurted, "I don't want to grow up, I'm a Toys R' Us kid!"